Reddit is blowing up over a workplace “prank” that blows wind. The original poster (OP) spilled the tea about a colleague’s baby who presumably cuts the cheese, and commenters can’t get over this beyond-ridiculous situation that puts a recent diaper dilemma to shame.

In a post on the AITA subreddit, the OP shared a story about an “insufferable” coworker who they have dubbed “Linda.” The two are a pharmacist and doctor, respectively, who work at a hospital.

“Linda and her girlfriends though it would be funny to play pranks on me involving inviting me to nonexistent parties and arranging coworker dates where no-one would show up,” the post said.

Umm … are these medical professionals actually middle schoolers in disguise?

When Linda returned from maternity leave, her pranks changed from unbelievably mean (thankfully) to downright weird.

“I was trying to be nice and ask what her child’s name was, and she apparently thought it would be funny to tell me her child’s name was ‘Flatulence.’”